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Montana Humor

A touch of Montana Humor for a day when it was 12 degrees in the morning with 4″ of snow on my porch.  Seems like mother nature was playing a a joke on Spring.

Cereal in MontanaA tough old cowboy from Montana counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103 when he died.

He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren,….…and a 15-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.